Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi) in From Russia With Love shared GSL's impatience for bitchy broads who try to take honorable men down. |
As you may recall, several posts ago directly following the pathetic whimpers of Pussy Hat Poseurs and the Justice Kavanaugh Smear Campaign, The Den was itching to return fire on these Resentniks.
GSL's fiery temper has cooled and we've decided an instructive approach would have greater efficacy. As we've often said, the best instruction a child can receive is the wisdom from The Den's fave Nursery Couplet:
Sticks & Stones may break my bones
But words will never hurt me
My mother first introduced Sticks & Stones when I was about 4yo just after 2 older boys were calling me names at the playground swings. I reported those 2 hecklers hoping mum would give them a thrashing with a Hot Wheel Track as she did me whenever my behavior veered ever so slightly from Gentlemanly.
Here is dashing Little GSL (with Sam-Sam) minutes after absorbing Sticks & Stones transforming his thin skin into a hide as impenetrable as a rhino in chain-mail onezy. |
The Sticks & Stones lesson applies to Modern Women too. Why enable 7 Billion people to inflict harm with a rude remark? So what if a few political movements and academic departments have to cancel their pity parties? We at The Den wish to see strong women empowered and strive for excellence which can't happen if one seeks to constantly whine over slights: real or imagined. Wouldn't all that emotional energy spent whining and pouting be better spent cleverly counter-punching with a countenance of cool indifference? GSL finds it a hell of a lot sexier than any size 2
'woke' blond prattling virtue signals and measuring privilege.
Estella on her Welsh Pony, Tell Me Secrets, back in the day. |
Here's 'Stel about 15 years ago as the Man Eating Battleship GSL helped shape. Cool self-possession and borrowed quips had her making mince-meat of a schmuck every month |
How did so many women lose their way?
The Godmother of Modern Feminism: Rosa Klebb Disciple Rachel Maddow also self-inflicts the Butch-Bob |
The Den's R & D department discovered a technical flaw in how women's self defense is taught and corrective action is underway.
Watch Rosa Klebb's encounter with a straight white male dripping with privilege and try not to look away.
Wasn't that pathetic! Colonel Klebb, the high ranking Counter-Intel officer of SMERSH, and she's fighting for her life but looks like she's playing patty-cake. Thankfully our Tatiana was also disgusted and put her out of our misery.
The Den has forwarded this just declassified footage to all Gender Studies departments and Feminist groups along with information regarding Den Sponsored seminars on how to throw combinations.
Girls, time to toughen up.
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"Two body shots, then go upstairs", great boxing advice should I ever need it;-) Don't forget the bang-up job you did teaching me to parallel park, I get comments from bystanders regularly, well deserved might i add. "sticks and stones" is a favorite and often used adage of mine as well. The world need a lot more of it I think. Very sad we allow ourselves to be hurt by others, totally unnecessarily.
ReplyDeleteYou nearly had to go upstairs on that Broyhill heiress who tried to intimidate you in the Ladies Locker Room that time she didn't appreciate your trademark Eyeroll/Tone re her romantic difficulties.
DeleteYou always were a quick study.
Tell Me Secrets just told me she never liked you.
DeleteLittle GSL with Sam-Sam...just adorable! Happy Easter.
ReplyDeleteThank you and welcome LB! Happy Easter to you as well.
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