Ladies, I really do read my fan mail (Curator, what is that lovely scent you mist over the watermark?) and while I am deeply touched by the high praise I regret that my work in the field doesn't allow me to respond to each and every one of you individually. However there has been a common thread running through many of these epistles of yearning and we here at The Den wish to assuage your cravings and bring out a line of undies to help gird your loins between posts. My co-conspirator, Bebe, has been tasked to take charge of quality control. Karl Lagerfeld loaned me his best tailor, Marcel, to help arrive at the right design...by the way I find the French only excel at food, wine, and cutting panties. This is just a sneak peak until we roll out the whole line next March in Paris.
Below is a selfie Bebe sent me donning a prototype of The Lion's Den Kitten Panty in Faux Fuchsia
*GSL would never ever knowingly caress an under cushioned caboose (The Devil's Deficit), and yes, thongs revolt me.
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| The Lion's Den Kitten Panty from Den Intimates© as modeled by Bebe. As you can see Bebe has been no stranger at the gym. She reports that she got her pleasing hip to waist ratio by pounding a tractor tire with 20 pound sledgehammer for 3 hours every day. |
