Ladies, I really do read my fan mail (Curator, what is that lovely scent you mist over the watermark?) and while I am deeply touched by the high praise I regret that my work in the field doesn't allow me to respond to each and every one of you individually. However there has been a common thread running through many of these epistles of yearning and we here at The Den wish to assuage your cravings and bring out a line of undies to help gird your loins between posts. My co-conspirator, Bebe, has been tasked to take charge of quality control. Karl Lagerfeld loaned me his best tailor, Marcel, to help arrive at the right design...by the way I find the French only excel at food, wine, and cutting panties. This is just a sneak peak until we roll out the whole line next March in Paris.
Below is a selfie Bebe sent me donning a prototype of The Lion's Den Kitten Panty in Faux Fuchsia
*GSL would never ever knowingly caress an under cushioned caboose (The Devil's Deficit), and yes, thongs revolt me.
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| The Lion's Den Kitten Panty from Den Intimates© as modeled by Bebe. As you can see Bebe has been no stranger at the gym. She reports that she got her pleasing hip to waist ratio by pounding a tractor tire with 20 pound sledgehammer for 3 hours every day. |
Hilarious! I am a Leo so sign me up for a pair of these. Ha. XO, Jill
ReplyDeleteWe will likely be doing a trunk show in Brooklyn Jill and your name is already on the list.
DeleteOh my…. Highly tasteful of course! I'm sure Faux Fuchsia will be deeply honoured being both a Leo and a lover of all things pink, that you've named them for her! Well, looking forward to buying my own special pair!
ReplyDeleteHeidi, as an Aussie you'll be pleased to know that we are about to lock in Kylie Minogue as one of our Brand Ambassadors.
DeleteI just hope FF doesn't think this means I've forgiven her for allowing Uggs to invade my hemisphere.
I am a Leo also... My, what mischief have I been missing in this " Den"?
ReplyDeletexo~J
My dear J there is plenty of mischief to go around...especially for you Leos. xo ~G
DeleteDo you expect us to go bra less? One needs to have matching undies GSL!
ReplyDeleteRight you are Naomi but GSL is merely a caboose specialist so we're having Bebe handle all the upper torso offerings as she has ample expertise in that area.
DeleteOh My....
ReplyDeleteHello my dear Wendy! Just to echo what our customer service rep told you yesterday that your order will be overnighted to you the moment they come off the production line.
DeleteExcellent. And just in time for the book tour.
ReplyDeleteI agree Jen; we think the TLD Kitten Panty provides the best way to 'Engage The Fox'.
DeleteWalking lunges and air squats,actually. Even then I could never achieve those proportions. But that lady has also had some photoshop work done
ReplyDeleteBrassiere prototype is forthcoming as the attention to detail prevents haste in the production of such an important garment. After all,the Denettes cannot not eschew the brassiere. But the undies..well, like your your girl Kate the Great, we sometimes find them more of a nuisance.
ps: I am obliged to point out that my contract with the Den Intimates line clearly states that I am released from all association if the word 'panties' is employed.
Very well Bebe but we sure as hell aren't going to use 'boyshorts'.
DeleteOh-agreed! Hate that one, too
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow!
ReplyDeleteWho Knew?
Bebe rocks pink
Bebe rocks lion prints
Bebe rocks panties
Bebe rocks pink lion print panties
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Does it all with a rocking hip to waist ratio...
GF, GSL knew.
Deleteyes, yes, so she did indeed...
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