Dear Bruce....

Bruce Jenner's name has been in the news of late...

Dear Bruce,

I missed your interview with Diane Sawyer the other night but just want you to know I also agree that what you did was brave: declare yourself a Lady in Waiting (for the operating table) who is a REPUBLICAN!!!! My goodness, you have a long, lonely road ahead should you decide to ever venture into politics or journalism.  You don't even have to be a Republican or Right Leaning to lose favor with your new sisters; merely not being in perpetual lockstep with the Liberal/Progressive Agenda is enough to have Women's Groups abandon you.  Early this morning, a parcel was left on my doorstep wrapped in brown paper addressed to me with URGENT scrolled across the front. I opened the package and inside was a newish book titled The Protocols of the Elders of Feminism. Now GSL is far too clever and crafty to be taken in like some all day sucker the way Dan Rather or Rolling Stone were. We'll thoroughly vet the document for authenticity and triple check all sources before standing behind it on publication but it did have a few tantalizing bits that warrant further investigation that I think you should be aware of.

Tough cookie Jill Abramson was fired for being what any man is expected to be: tough, demanding, and occasionally ruffling feathers.  Feminist's were noticeably silent apparently due to her recent interviews condemning the Obama
Administration for 7 criminal investigations of journalists.

Some of the explosive revelations contained in the Protocols we are investigating:

~The NOW (National Organization for Women) goes by NOWWL (National Organization for Women We Like) for internal correspondence. A few memos contained a directive to not make so much as a whimper as one of their former champions Jill Abramson Editor of the NY Times was fired because of this. Sharyl Atkisson was similarly abandoned when essentially forced out at CBS News for hard hitting pieces on the Obama Administration. CBS News President David Rhodes is a brother of Obama Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications, Ben Rhodes. She had a 21 year career at CBS and did several hard hitting pieces on the Bush Administration when Feminists sang her praises.

21 Year CBS News Veteran who had written hard-hitting pieces on the Bush Administration fell out of favor for her accurate and thoroughly researched reporting regarding Fast and Furious and Benghazi and raised hell when a damaging
segment of a 60 Minutes Obama Interview was edited out during the heat of the Presidential Campaign.
CBS News President David Rhodes' brother is Ben Rhodes, Obama's Deputy National Security Advisor



~The Protocols emphasizes how much The Elders hate language they view as sexist however it's permissible and even encouraged to take down women whose political leanings are not in sync with The Elders or just happen to get in their way. The Protocols imply there was much mirth made of the Sarah Palin "slutty flight attendant look" quip by David Letterman and similar treatment elsewhere.  Several Elders joined hands and sang "Ding dong the witch is dead" when Margaret Thatcher's death was announced. Those same women are warning journalists not to use these offensive words to describe Hillary Clinton...which are remarkably similar to the words Maureen Dowd reports Hillary Clinton told White House staffers and friends to use when describing Monica Lewinsky to the press.

The Iron Lady would have been livid if she heard supporters were circulating a list of words not to use to describe her.

~The Elders are sponsoring symposiums featuring linguistic yoga instructors to train aspiring Feminists on college campuses to simultaneously cry foul over a perceived double-standard while also insisting on one when convenient.

While The Protocols may not be an authentic document, it does pose some interesting perspectives.

Bruce, best of luck with this new chapter in your life. The Den is pulling for you.

Sincerely,

~GSL

Back to Bruce. His situation does have a Chicago precedent and I have a connection. About 15 years ago, my Estella often frequented a very posh East Coast Spa and she became good friends with a man she knew only as 'Jim' who cross-dressed as a woman and they'd often go shopping or lunch with him in drag. She found the whole situation fascinating as did I and she of course respected his privacy even though he never insisted on any. Over time he spoke freely of his life in Chicago and a staffer told her one day he was a billionaire. Once I heard this, that narrowed the possibilities considerably. Even more unusual was the fact that this cross-dresser was a big military buff which immediately helped me solve the riddle although I never told a soul to respect his privacy and didn't want to betray Estella although she was under no oath of silence.  Then one day in August 2013, the most bizarre press statement I have ever seen was released..

Multi-Billionaire  (family worth approx. $30 Billion) Lieutenant Colonel (Retired) James Pritzker Founder of Pritzker Military Museum in Chicago.

About 15+ years ago my Estella would go shopping and have lunch with a charming and worldly cross dressing man from Chicago named Jim.
She enjoyed his company and found him delightful in every way.
His actual name was Jim Pritzker who now goes by Jennifer Pritzker,