February 11, 2019

Bringing Sexy Back



This is actually one of the more demure Elizabeth Hurley offerings.  Yes, she has a spectacular figure for any woman...espesh a gal at half-century mark and she has bikini biz to help pay the bills.  Of course I find the far too frequent/intimate pics with handsome son creepy.  GSL is a fan of Liz but would counsel she'd gain ten-fold by cutting exposure in half.
GSL can't even leave the house without Liz Hurley throwing her tits in his face.  Nice tits they surely are but wouldn't we all be better served having those well nourished puppies under warmer wrap?  As my Estella would gratefully confirm, GSL is a caboose man although he fully appreciates how a bodacious set of ta-tas can enhance a woman's figure...but's it's usually overdone...way overdone.  Starting with The Den's platform of choice, strappy FMPs, and accessorizing with high waist, tank suit, or pencil skirt adds more va-va-voom than any thong bikini or side-boob halter.  Oversharing is counterproductive.

T & A can't carry the day...it's all about the hustle...


...and the Crazy Rich Asian version...


4 comments:

  1. She's too old for that gig! Surely she doesn't need to strip to pay the bills; where's her dignity? Not appreciating her at all these days, gorgeous son tho.

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    1. She's in desperate need of a GSL intervention. Her son perfectly demonstrates the GSL Theory on Diminishing Returns...nothing more off-putting than a boy who loves a mirror.

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  2. I feel so confused when I see Liz's son. I know Hugh Grant is not his father and yet...he looks like a blend between Hugh Grant and his mother. She is in great shape but it's so tiring that these gals her age or close to it (thinking of Jennifer Lopez here, and others) are still really putting it out there, the same ol' thing they were doing when they were in their 20s. Yes ladies, we get it, you still look good, you can still wear low-cut blouses. Is that all you have to offer us these days, the same old decades-old show? Yawn! Glad you're still blogging GSL. Maybe it will motivate me to get going again. xx

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    1. Estella wanted my commentary on red-carpet Grammys looks from last night on her facebook page and saw the Catherine Zeta Jones outfit who still looks great; but not quite like Liz & J-Lo that requires 8+ hours/day and tons of maintenance procedures. So CZJ tried to Keep up with her 22yo Jones by going plunging neckline to navel and thigh slit up to hip which only reeks of desperation. It seems every 50yo wants to look and dress like they're 22 and arrange their life around trying to achieve it. Who gives a rat's ass? The reason many 50+yo women feel 'invisible' is because they've spent the last 25years obsessed with the superficial which is why they still sound like silly 22yo airheads and not evolved into becoming more interesting. Much prefer British actresses over American/Hollywood based actresses...far less superficial.

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